TOYOTA Fortuner.... indeed a very nice car to drive..
ITs so tall.. so huge.. that basically make u the king 0n the road.. hardly got any cars (car i mean.. not lorry or van or bus hor..) is bigger and taller than this giant lo.. powerful thing... which of coz.. i like!!! haha...
but the very unfortunate me.. on the fortuner.. i was happily wanting to drive home after a midnight show with soh.. so we happily walk towards the fortuner.. unlock the door.. hop on it.. the next min i know.. i open the door again and jump down in less than 1 min... guess what... i have not seen such a horrible car before in my life... i still think its the causeway point carpark.. i still think so.. coz i really.. seriously.. never see so many croakroaches in the car before!!! the moment i on the engine.. i see 4-5 little xiao qiang running around.. on the gear.. on the hand brake.. on the seats.. wow! kaoz.. can u imagine for someone who scared xiao qiang so much... i scream my lungs out sia~ i seriously have not seen one throughout my days in the car.. but after parking at causeway point.. watch a movie.. how come i see so many! heng all small one.. if adults one.. i think i'm already gone by now... it took pains and hours for me to hop on to tt car again and speeeeeeed my way home... its horrible.. i do admit the car is dirty.. we dun clean.. but.. but .. but.. i sit in that car for so long liao.. really never encounter this thing before lo... its was.. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or is it because soh.. u bring those xiao qiang in? hahaha..(i can justify y i make this statement) haha...
the next day.. i use the car whole day.. no sight of any single xiao qiang leh.. seriously.. so i conclude it must be from the causeway point carpark.. coz believe.. when i jump down the car.. i see 1-2 on the floor... YES~ HORRIBLE SIGHT>.. make my hair stands now also!!!!!
ok.. i was saying.. i use the car whole day.. no problem... at night.. soh ask me out again.. this time we decided to go for a drink.. i drove to amk pick soh up.. NO TRACE of xiao qiang... when soh enter the car... when we reach our destination.. LIEW~~~~~~~~~~~ i'l never forget her expression in the car... like her eyeball jumping out anytime.. she dun have to say a single thing i know what she's going to say.. XIAO QIANG AGAIN~!!!!! and this time.. ITS ON ME LO~~~~~!!!! really horrible car right? so dirty meh??? but y is it only when soh is present xiao qiang is out.. other than that i seriously never see any leh.....
so i get what she mean and i dun dare to see also.. i jus get down my car.. scream and dun know do what... i just felt like i'm talking my whole tube off my body.. its HORRIBLE~ can u imagine if i'm driving and she give me this... i cannot image the consequences.... its was.. horrible la....
but again i must stress.. HENG AH.. all small small one ah.. but scary enough for me to scream till no voice... i was so horrified.. took me so long to clam down man.... stupid xiao qiang... till i also so pek chek.. how come so many!!!!! anyone any remedy how to get rid?? coz i'm still using this car for sometime!
i'm so blur and so lost till i bring soh to the wrong place... my mind was basically blank.. and when i hear sound from her mouth.. automaticall i would think of got xiao qiang... liew.... does she really attracts all the xiao qiang... coz soh~ do u know that the whole day i'm using the car today.. i see no trace of xiao qiang??
i think.. few more encounter.. i would be afraid of xiao qiang anymore... but of coz.. must be XIAO one hor... i pray.. i will not see any from now on.. pls... i beg.......
3 comments:
i TOTALLY understand how you feel!!!!! remember my xiaoqiang experience in my home????
anyway who's car is that? nice car to drive huh, super tough and lovey 4x4, my favourite!
anyway if u want to get rid of xiaoqiang, here are a few guidelines which i personally use for my own car as well (so far touch wood, no XQ yet):
1. never EAT in the car, any small crumbs and XQ will come in to finish it for you.
2. send your car for regular cleaning, total wash, vacuum etc.
3. make sure that there is no water coming into the car, sometimes some cars have some parts loose and water comes in. Humidity attracts XQ.
4. Spray insecticide in your car, in all possible areas which they might come in and open all the doors, dont be surprised if few more come running out, they have actually made a home in there already!!! so spray and open all doors and windows and air the car properly!
This is what i can think of now, follow these guidelines and you should be fine!
kristie aka XQ terminator hehehheheahahahhah
nvr eat in the car...if u r hungry park one side get out of the car and eat.hahahaha.i had these problem before..what i do is...spray the whole car with bygone...n they will be gone v fast.tho u hav to endure the smell for a few days...or anyother way is..u put on that guo mei mei cd into ur player...maybe u see xiao qiang u bu pa bu pa la...whahhaa
Wow! nice try ah... eat in car.. err.. i think i did.. i even have sweets in my car lo.. its never empty..
send car for regular cleaning - never leh..
no water.. guaranteed
spray insecticide.. that's what i did!
and piggy - thanks leh.. bu pa bu pa.. hahahahahahahahhaa......
i simply pray.. no ADULTS one.. if not.. liew....
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