Monday, March 16, 2009

BLOODY FAT ASSHOLE....


First, I apologise for such "cheap" heading. But again, those are the best words that came across my mind to describe this FAT WOMAN. She doesn't deserve better in any case.
I do not usually call people FAT. Coz FAT is such a cheap word to use! But if i ever use such word on you one day, it shows you are not only FAT, but also means i DON'T LIKE YOU AS A PERSON that's why i'm using FAT on u!
Yes... i am indeed very irritated and pissed with this FAT WOMAN. SHE is FAT, she is UGLY, she is DISGUSTING... i don't care whether i will get any karma in future coz i'm just stating the truth here!
What damn pissed me off is the FAT WOMAN's ATTITUDE. A person without proper attitude is really.... failure.... SICKENING
Onces again... she doesn't know who she is dealing with...
OK! why is she so bad....
FAT WOMAN is from another company we recently acquired. So FAT WOMAN has a very big title and call her "MANAGER". But its only the title she got, she has no "ingredient" at all! Everybody knows this when you have dealing with her or seen her CV.
FAT WOMAN recently just moved to our office (with the so call SYGNERY and COST EFFECTIVE MEASURE), we all have to work under one roof. When we were introduced to FAT WOMAN some time back, she already failed to give us a resonable impression. But that time still no frequent dealings and don't have to see her everyday, her existence basically doesn't cause any inconvenient to us.
So FAT WOMAN moved in, my BOSS got "moved out" (no no no... pls this is not a replacement! thank god! i might as well throw letter if i were to report to such ASSHOLE!).... My EX BOSS "moved out" for some reasons lets not discuss here.
SO my NEW BOSS came all the way from HONG KONG OFFICE... FAT WOMAN tries her very very VERY BEST to please my NEW BOSS... She offer to find a place for him, she find every opportunity to go into his room and talk to him, she tries all the way just to help him should he need any help!
SO.. what really pissed me off is her SMALL ACTIONS! in order to make NEW BOSS like her, i think she must have poisoned all of us. Till today then we know! TA DA! but then... i must say... FAT WOMAN is not only FAT! but brainless also! but still, she doesn't fall under the category of BIMBO.. how sad... Why must you have so many SMALL ACTIONS if you have the QUALITY?
OK... things goes like this..
My assistant (JO) and i don't report to work exactly on time everyday (the whole world knows!). BUt coz of NEW BOSS, we r trying our best to come early. SO FAT WOMAN happily told us, NEW BOSS and her will be back to their office for meeting MONDAY morning. Hence indirectly telling us we can come late not to worry. Luckily for Jo and I, we didn't not listen to her... But STILL LATE LA! i tried.. seriously.. i tried.. but dunno why.. still late leh.. hahaha ANYWAY, lateness wasn't a BIG issue to me. I report to work 30mins late today. BUt what surprise me was i SAW THEM ALREADY WORKING in the office which is not what i expected to see!
Anyway, let me confirm again, late is NEVER big issue to me. So i simply says GOOD MORNING and starts my day. Its my dear JO, (she is 45mins late lo.. hahaha) got a shock when she stepped in, and immediately ask FAT WOMAN why is she here and not in meeting! OK OK!! THIS IS THE PART AKU SI BEI BUAI TAHAN!!!! FAT WOMAN... showing that YA YA PAPAYA LOOK! PRETENDING she never hear my Jo talking to her... the using her YA YA PAPAYA LOOK tell my dear JO.. "OH IS IT? CHANGE DATE LE, U DUN KNOW MEH?"... TMD...
up to this point, she really got me in FIRE... what attitude right? thinking she has successfully back stabbed us! Pls lo....
And throughout the day.... she is SO BUSY!!! (i should use.. PRETENDING TO BE SO BUSY).. when she talk, so loud, wanting the whole world knows she is TALKING TO HER STAFF with her super BOSSY TONE. Again, she grab every opportunity to ask NEW BOSS stupid questions and go into his room for her so call "DISCUSSION"....
Throughout the day, she is so SICK ( or should i say.. PRETENDING TO BE SO SICK) that she kept saying she is giggy, she want to faint, she can't make it, she is sleepy, she is weak... blah blah till my NEW BOSS ask her need to see doctor then happily stop. I MEAN., FAINT LA! then i decide want to save u not. TMD...
that TOTALLY PISSED ME OFF... i really dun LIKE THIS KIND OF PPL.....
Anyway... End of the day... the conclusion is... i sense my NEW BOSS BUAI TAHAN her also.. we r on the SAME BOAT. hahhaha
AND BEST... after all she TRIED her best.... she doesn't know she is going to REPORT TO ME when we MERGE...
XIAO JIE... I MAKE SURE U HAVE "WONDERFUL LIFE" soon.... REMEMBER.. i am STILL A WOMAN!
i simply cannot stand her!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kns lor si ah wen... LATE IS NOT A ISSUE TO U... come let me this msn boss stab u...
indeed she is irritating trying hard to sabo u gals. i also cannot tahan her. Thanks god she is not in my company. Well woman r petty... god bless her then... hahah

Anonymous said...

Haaa,,, well, u can pity her, but u cannot CHANGE HER FATE......

Kristie said...

wah lau eh... i cant stand people like this also... the skin like super THICK!!!

try and sabo her back hahahah!

Jaz said...

hwah, darling... awesome wahahah!
she is so going to hate this when she knows she's going to report to you in future.
AWESOME baby!
seriously, as i read on, i hate her even more too. Gee, why can't your new boss just cut her out and tell her "it's due to synergy and cost effective measure"?

Fann said...

I met such irritating FAT woman before ....hahah I can foresee her near future ...LIWEN - show your bossy attitude to her !! hahahah