Fearful MONOPOLY......

Ask urself.. when is the last time u played board game? haha. wow.. i can tell u all the last time i played monopoly was in secondary school? or mayb longer than that!

Met my swee and siao sistas at darling's hua's place.. since her parents gone to holiday, we have our own paradise at her place!

We decided to play some games there.. and dear Jo so nice lo.. brought her precious board game along...

First, we play this card game called..... called.... hmmm... Called... sabotage?? i forgot the actual name leh... it's a strategy game.. basically abt building the bridge to the correct path in order to find the gold. there wil have some builder and some bad guy either tryin to lead u to wrong path, or destroy ur way... fun game.. i like...

then.. we decided we want to play our childhood favourite game.. MONOPOLY! in Singapore edition somemore wor! sound all so familiar! and kaoz... i am damn bloody suay that night lo... super super suay lo!!! i dun know why suay luck on me! monopoly got sooo many properties right? i only managed to buy 1 MRT stn and 1 property.. and THAT'S IT! other than that.. i'm either on someone else's land.. or "free carpark".. or "chance"...can u imagine!!! kaoz... in the end still must beg jo to sell me one of her super unattractive piece of land to me.. but since i so desperate i buy lo.. haha... suay or not u say.. how to win like that... when u throw the dices...sure kena ppl's land lo... i only pay pay pay, no chance to buy buy buy... and the best part is.. although i only have 1 land.. but my 1 land is at prime area lo.. so its a good land.. when i got into my own land next round.. ho sei! i wan to build HOTEL bomb the rest.. who know.. kena bully lo... in all my years of monopoly experience... i can build hotel if i have $ right? they bully me that night lo... all got so many land liao still red eye. dun let me build hotel.... kaoz.... ended up.. all house only lo... huh...

But but but but..... although i'm suay... i'm still not the "suaiest" [suay + est = suaiest?? haha].. Soh is the suaiest... and that's when the enjoyment of monopoly became the torture... we start playing since 12 plus?... by 2am we already super tired liao.. dun wan to play liao.. but no one bankrupt yet! (although i suay..but i got $).. haha.. And! we dun wan to end the game just like that.. someone must bankrupt. so at the end of the game... all praying hard to be bankrupt.. it is a blessing if your turn to go to "jail" and we definitely won't bail ourself out.. coz we come to this conculsion that staying in the Jail is safer than travelling outside... with so many lands with houses... pay till siao.. so i rather stay in Jail.. for soh, she rather step on ppl's land.. coz she poor thing.. kena this chance that have to pay tax and repair for all houses.. make her sell house, sell land then enough $ to pay taxes.. hahahaha......

really torture right? this game is never ending de.. till all really desperate to be bankrupt.... only 1 bankrupt than we can end this game.. so guess what... this game FINALLY ended around 3am.. with SOH BANKRUPT! hahaha.. by then... all already cannot take it liao....

So next.. what are we going to play?? hahahahahhaa..... i feel YOUNG play these game!!!

And something i wan to add is... that night is a strange night for all of us... All of us behave and talk like BIMBO that night lo..... "Darling took almost a decade to reach my hse from woodlands to woodlands lo.. simple coz.. she claimed she lost her way in woodlands to woodlands!?", " soh keep placing the card at wrong position in our sabotage game... the card can only be place VERTICALLY, not HORIZONTALLY lo... cannot differeniate leh... and strategic game suppose to win it fast.. not to build the bridge nice nice leh... halo, not ART lesson ok... and hor.. always forgot to get herself another card after discard a card omg!" and i also got mixed up with the horizontally and vertically positioning.. ahah... everytime i wan to place my card.. i must think twice, trice and chant "I MUST NOT ACT LIKE BIMBO" when i arrange my card.. hahaha.. ok.. this is NOT MY NORMAL SELF ok.. haha... seem like the normal one is bao and jo only lo.. haha.. But BUT BUT.. let me put this disclaimer... before all shoot me.. haha... we only behave and act like bimbo for that night.. we failed to LOOK LIKE BIMBO.. how sad.. except for.. darling hua la... the truely... BIMBO... hahahah